💻 Mentally I’ve Already Hit ESC (AU)

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When life hits Ctrl+Alt+Del, this tee is your soft, wearable exit strategy.

This Adult Staple Tee is crafted from premium cotton with a clean, comfortable fit — perfect for when you’re physically present but mentally on airplane mode. The design speaks for itself: you’re not ghosting, you’re buffering.

Ideal for anyone who needs a break (or wants everyone to know it), this shirt is made for creatives, introverts, and professional overthinkers. It’s a go-to for everyday wear or a subtle cry for help at brunch.

🎁 Makes a great “just checking in” gift.

Product Features

• 100% combed cotton (solid colors) — soft, durable, breathable

• Side seams = no warping, clean silhouette

• Ribbed collar keeps its shape wash after wash

• Shoulder tape to prevent stretch

• Tear-away label, no itch

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)

• Do not bleach

• Do not tumble dry

• Do not iron

• Do not dry clean